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What should I do to marry a rich guy? [2012年08月29日(Wed)]
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と、先日面白いものをひっかけまして 次項有
世界中を駆け巡っていることでしょうが、
クレオールの受講生の皆さんに英語読解の
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Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here.
I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good
taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or
above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual
salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in
New York . My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in
this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary?
Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to
marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated,
the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that
this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into
high cost residential area on the west of New York
CityGarden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please
list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant,
gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-
looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks &
are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, & who
can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get
married)

Ms. Pretty

Awesome reply:
Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there
are lots of girls out there who have similar questions
like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as
a professional investor. My annual income is more than
$500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope
everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad
decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so
let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying
to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A
provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will
fade, but my money will not be gone without any good
reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year
to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence
from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation
asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just
normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that
is your only asset, your value will be much worried
10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has
a position, dating with you is also a "trading position".
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not
a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with
the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say
this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with
great depreciation value will be sold or "leased". Anyone
with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would
only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that
you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And
by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich
person with $500k annual income. This has better
chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing"
services, docontact me...

signed,

CEO
J.P. Morgan

Attribution: http://www.citehr.com/
290417-humor-ceos-j-p-morgan-fantastic-
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